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Artistic rendering of Drake's new Girlfriend

Former Playboi Carti Affiliate Drake posting that Goth Girl again

New TikTok posted by Drake shows that he's still not beating the allegations


In a recent post to TikTok, former Playboi Carti Affiliate Drake has posted a video of himself at the mall with his Goth Girlfriend while dressed in clothes she picked out for him at Hot Topic. Drake, currently age 39, also declares his allegiance to White Monster

The Video

The video starts out zooming in on the goth chick. Drake, not in the shot, is heard saying "Please say it" repeatedly as the camera approaches. That Goth Chick then proceeds to tell Drake he's a "good boy"

After being told he is a good boy, the camera spins around to show Drake fully LARPing as a stereotypical goth kid. While it hasn't been confirmed, these clothes were most likely purchased 5 minutes before video was filmed from the Hot Topic located in the mall.

Drake's Downfall

Over the past few years, Drake's reputation has tanked. After his failed rap battle against Kendrick Lamar, Drake decided to sue the label behind it. Drake then decided to release 3 terrible albums on the same day.

This recent video shows him pandering to an audience that never cared about his music. Goths are into bands like Depeche Mode, The Cure and other classics that only Vegans listen to. Drake like a 2 day old cheeseburger from McDonalds for them

*Carti News Network Notes: We choose not to post images of Drake or his Goth Girlfriend. The picture is an illustration of what she looks like


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