The challenger has returned: 386attention unbanned and the /r/playboicarti patch notes
In a twist of events, 368attention has been unbanned from Reddit 4 days before the end of the month. Can he catch up to the great SP343 and more updates from the subreddit
September is about to come to a close. Right now, with the way the top post karma leaderboard is wrapping up, the great SP343 is rightfully going to claim the #1 spot on the leaderboard again. Despite all that, after being banned for a short while, 386attention has been unbanned.
There are only 4 days left and a lot of ground to cover. 386 is over 17,000 post karma behind the great SP343. Even a veteran Reddit poster knows thats a lot of ground to cover in such a short period of time. Still, we will be tracking the matter to see who comes out on top at the end of the month
Now onto the patch notes
Overall, this week has been on a downturn, especially this morning. The karma-farming methods have been all over the place this week but lets break down some methods that may or may not have worked
Worst Of All Time Clarification
While we reported earlier that the 'Of All Time' method had been patched. There have been a few that have slipped through the cracks and we've rethought a bit of the patch on that.
Not all 'Worst Of All Time' posts are patched out, only low quality ones. You need to post a high-quality true contender for 'Worst of All Time'. Reposts, clearly staged and other low-quality WOAT posts do not qualify and should be ignored.
This is not the place for relationship-posting
Look, we understand that /r/playboicati is accepting of a ton of posts but we really don't care if your girlfriend broke up with you. Also, this copypasta sucks
The /r/playboicarti subreddit is not a place to find dates or look for women or men. If you are looking for a relationship, I'd recommend Hiki, the dating app for Autistic, ADHD and Neurodivergent people.
Why are you even here?
The "I've never heard of Playboi Carti" method doesn't work anymore. We like Carti, thats why we're here...for the most part
Marlon Please
While we here at Carti News Network are too white to repost the title of the post, this one is a quality example of how to do it. You have a quad combo of attractive woman, Tung Tung Tung Sahur in the profile pic, the request for Marlon to rizz her up and Dad swinging in the the breaking news on Clavicular going to prison. Super impressive combo.
Yaoi? Nay-oi!
There was a surprising amount of Travis Scott and Playboi Carti Yaoi that popped up on the Subreddit. We don't care what you like to jerk off to but please keep it to yourself. This is the only one on the tamer side that we can actually post
This guy
This dude looks like a white Ken Carson according to his probation officer. We completely agree and wish this method would have paid off better but it didn't
Addressing The Lingo
Multiple people have reached out to me to address /u/brokenlingo and give guidance on that. Before continuing, we'd like to point out he has previously helped contribute to Carti News Network on the Previous Patch Notes. With that, here our our thoughts.
Bro, you are trying too hard. We respect the shitposting game as we are in it ourselves but you need to slow down. The Anti Bandkid Committee was corny and got way overplayed after a day. We want to see you succeed and live out your dream but you gotta stop trying to push it.
Anyways, we will keep you updated with more patch notes as time goes on
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