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Subject-Property-343's Job Status Questioned
While Subject makes claims of his age, people ask "don't you have a job?"
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Ken Carson Hangs Back With Fans After Austin Show
Our favorite Goomba gave the people what they wanted at the Moody Center, and the xperimenting tour rolls west with four dates left.
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New Anti Bandkid Committee Pops Up, Ruins Fun, Removes Content
Despite /r/playboicarti being about Playboi Carti, it strays away constantly
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