Carti Fans Take Up Gardening, Results Are Alarming
The subreddit has quietly become a horticulture forum. A tomato has broken a branch, a pepper has a look about it, and the Network has decided this is a movement.
Good things take time to grow. This is what Playboi Carti is showing us. Here is the fruit of some peoples bounties
Suffering From Success
Check out this tomato, its a damn nice tomato. This tomato grew to a size its own branch could not support, and the branch gave out.
Carti's lyric from M3tamorphis, "When you feel like this, can't nobody tell you shit" was taken to heart by this tomato. This tomato said can't nobody tell me shit about growing large and grew massive.
The Pepper
We at Carti News Network are aware that people see faces in things. We have read about it. We have seen the Jesus Toast. We would like to state, having considered the matter seriously, that this pepper looks like Playboi Carti.
Growing produce to this standard generally requires an expertise not available to the casual hobbyist. Usually, one must tender the soil with Opium Juice to yield such a result.
The Berries
Finally, these. No structural collapse, no resemblance to anyone. Just berries, grown well, photographed in good light by somebody who was pleased with them.
Sometimes the story is that a person grew some fruit and it went fine.
Editorial Position
The Carti News Network supports all gardeners.
Unfortunately, due to extreme action bythe Anti Bandkid Committee, most of these original posts can no longer be found on the Playboi Carti subreddit. While the posts are gone, they shall never be forgotten and live on as apart of Carti News Network's tribute to all gardeners.
Post your harvests. We will keep covering them.
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