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Dumping Cereal In The Toilet: Recent patch notes for the /r/playboicarti subreddit

A user claiming to be the first to spill cereal milk in the toilet calls out BrokenLingo, we have his response. Plus more patch notes for /r/playboicarti


Over the past week, many of the previous low quality high yield methods of karma farming have been patched in the /r/playboicarti subreddit. While most have gotten with the program recently, we are here to help inform users of whats going on.

Spilling Cereal & Calling Names

Cereal being spilled into a toilet

A user on /r/playboicarti has claimed to be the first to "spill cereal milk in the fucking toilet". He then calls out users BrokenLingo and Money-Beautiful5196. While this method of Karma Farming is unique, we have not been able to determine how successful it is.

We reached out to BrokenLingo for a a statement on the matter. He responded saying:

> I guess my statement to [Carti News Network] is that I am puzzled by this. I understand that OP is lumping myself and Money-Beautiful5196 in the same boat as them while also subjecting us to being slightly worse than them in their own perspective of themselves because they probably see us two as the biggest chuds of this subreddit. What they fail to realize is that myself and Money-Beautiful5196 are actually individuals of class and style, that while unemployed or while we spend most of our time on Reddit we carry ourselves with the utmost grace and elegance in our stride. This is why I am so puzzled by this. Although I have nothing against it, if it helps OP feel better about themselves they can twist the image they have of myself in their minds as much as they like, I just don't like that they drag Money-Beautiful5196 into this who might not be as okay with this as I am. - BrokenLingo

We out here at Carti News Network thank BrokenLingo for reaching out to us

Patched Methods Of Karma Farming

While the Patch Notes have gotten around for the most part. There are still some methods that pop up from time to time which haven't been patched out.

Worst Tweet Of All Time Method Patched

Common method of posting the "Worst Tweet Of All Time" has been posted. There are enough contenders for that.

Reposting Frequent Reposts Patched

Carti playing ping pong

Reposting frequently posted images like beating Playboi Carti at Ping Pong has been patched out. Please come up with something original

GoonPosting and Low Quality BaitPosts Patched

A redditor gooning with almond butter

Yeah, stop posting stupid shit like this

Methods that work

A Minion wishing us a happy saturday

While we haven't determined the new method for Low Effort High Yield Karma Farming on /r/playboicarti, we have come across some posts we enjoy. Like this Minions post wishing us a Happy Saturday, we love positivity here.

When we determine the new method, we will update you with the best ways to farm Karma


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