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Top 5 Fortnite Skins For When Someone Else Is Already Playboi Carti

Somebody called Carti before you did. Here are the five skins to drop in as instead, ranked, plus everything actually known about the rumored Ken Carson skin.


There is one Carti skin and there are four of you in the squad. The maths does not work, it has never worked, and somebody is going to have to be a dick about it.

We here at Carti News Network have been crunching the numbers trying to figure out the most optimal lineup for your squad. Below are our Top 5 choices when you can't be Carti

5. Lil Wayne

The Lil Wayne Fortnite outfit

Weezy F Baby!

As one of the artists that helped define Carti's sound, Lil Wayne is always an excellent choice.

4. Peter Griffin

The Peter Griffin Fortnite outfit

A legend in his own right! Peter Griffin holds a candle to none!

3. Shadow the Hedgehog

The Shadow the Hedgehog Fortnite outfit

Aesthetically the closest match on the list. Black, red, permanently unbothered, dressed for a funeral he is attending by choice. Also, both are lovers of Big Booty Latinas

2. Master Chief

The Master Chief Fortnite outfit

The classic Chief, nuff said.

1. Peely

The Peely Fortnite outfit

The classic Bananaman, Carti's personal favorite besides himself

Is Ken Carson coming to Fortnite?

Recently, there has been news stirring around the Fortnite community about a Ken Carson skin being potentially added to the game

In early Augest, Ken Carson posted a Custom Sprite he had received from Epic Games to his Instagram. To go along with that, the datamining account HYPEX reports a hidden male Icon Series skin sitting in the files with two outfits and back blings, a pickaxe, a glider, two emotes, a wrap, and a guitar. Ken Carson has since reposted speculation pointing at himself, which is the closest thing to a confirmation anybody has.

We'll cover it when it exists. Until then, he's on the xperimenting tour, which is real and has four dates left.


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